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rokusan23:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

I love the way he described her as “a nice Mormon lady” whilst most of us will prolly be screaming profanities… You, sir, truly are Jesus~

Well, when a jevhovahs witness came to my parents door, I told them we were atheists and didn’t believe in any form of God. NEVER bothered again. Which, was a shame because I was totally going to try Satanists the next time.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

mobrienorwhatever:

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”

those-fandoms-things:

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can someone explain to me how can natalie dormer look like a cute little pie and then like a badass motherfucker and all that in sECONDS

What did I spend my Labor Day doing?

Reinstalling Windows 7 and all of my drivers onto my Desktop.

Again.

Because this computer is apparently Satan.

What about you?? What did you do today? (Yes, I do realize that it wasn’t a holiday everywhere)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

"Author, Book Lover turned 1 today!"

Wow, a year already

INSANITY. I love you all.

Frostbitten stats 8/30/14

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

annicron:

favorite moment in the entire movie

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jelsa-edits:

season of the ships.

my edits do not post anywhere or take credit.

for more of my art go here

Photo taken in 1990 for a Disneyland employee’s calendar.

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

just-stephanie-nicole:

sizvideos:

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dont care that it was one of those here’s a blog things. SCIENCE!!